phobias:

i wish the light from my laptop screen could give me a tan

(via claratyler)


spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

(via ejacutastic)


therepublicofrapunzel:

Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
 

(via lntternetexplorer)


hipsterinatardis:

princessanimu:

they WARNED me not to try to bake all the cookie dough at once

This is the opposite of a problem.

hipsterinatardis:

princessanimu:

they WARNED me not to try to bake all the cookie dough at once

This is the opposite of a problem.

(via lntternetexplorer)



mirajanedreyar:

jesussbabymomma:

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS

A CUTE ONE

mirajanedreyar:

jesussbabymomma:

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS

A CUTE ONE

(via frenzym)


quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

(via frenzym)


just listen

Plot twist: You're out with friends, and your hair looks great.
Plot twist: Your hair looks great.
Plot twist: You're out with friends.
Plot twist: You're out
Plot twist: friends

Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore